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Kate Middleton just announced ... she's got a CRUMPET IN THE OVEN!!!

The Royal Palace has released a statement ... confirming Middleton is preggo with Prince William's royal fetus.

The Palace did not say exactly how far along Middleton is ... but noted she was in the "very early stages" of the pregnancy.

According to Middleton's reps, Kate was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with severe morning sickness ... and will remain in the hospital for several days.

Kate and William were married back in April 2011. This is their first child together.

If the child is born while Elizabeth II is still alive, it instantly jumps Prince Harry and becomes 3rd in line for the throne.

... which means more time for naked billiards!

I dont buy Kate and William as a real couple. I dont know, to me, they seem like they are not happy together and they try to fake it. I could be completely wrong, but that is just the feeling I get from all of their pictures together. Anyone else feel that way or is it just me?

just you!

Yeah just you. You can totally see how much in love they are by the way they look at each other.

TMZ SPORTS
12/17/2012 2:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
'ULTIMATE FIGHTER' STAR
Gruesome Penis Injury
In HORRIFIC Sex Accident
**WARNING -- YOU CANNOT UNREAD THIS STORY ... AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE **

... ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A MAN.

... OK, LAST WARNING

... SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MESSED UP.

OK, HERE WE GO ...


MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/page/2/#ixzz2FRpilH6d

"Hellraiser" and "Candyman" author Clive Barker just scored a big victory in court over his ex-BF -- who accused Barker of having sex with his own HIV-positive cousin before passing the virus on to him -- because his ex's lawsuit has been tossed out of court ... forever.

TMZ broke the story ... Barker's ex-boyfriend Emilian David Armstrong sued the writer in June, claiming Barker gave him HIV in 1996 ... then kicked him out on the street, leaving him destitute.

The lawsuit is crazy -- with allegations of cousin sex, AIDS, S&M, and drug-fueled parties -- but the judge ruled the case was baseless and should not go forward.

The case had previously been thrown out, but the judge gave Armstrong the chance to rework his lawsuit with new evidence. Armstrong never followed through ... so the dismissal is now permanent.

Good on the Anne Frank Stichting for not chewing out that Lesbian Bieber. They said he can be used as an example:P Apparently, Justin went to the house, not really knowing the story and could'nt get his head around it. One of the curators showed the Biebs Anne's bedroom and collection of Hollywood-stars. He wanted him to know that, she was just a regular teenager. Had she been born in our era; she'd probably be a Bieber-fan.(if you've read her diary; you KNOW she would've been:P). Hearing her story and spending an hour in the Annexe prompted him to write down that line. It's been taken out of context and the world can't wait to dump their judgmental shit onto a 19-year old teeny-bopper-star who has been on the road since he was 14 and was homeschooled since then. You can't expect her/him to know a lot of stuff when all they do is work, work,work

He is an uncouth idiot. That was just plan narcissistic of him. That is not the worst part of his visit to that home. His boxing with a friend there... totally inappropriate and disrespectful.

He called the Sistine Chapel the sixteen chapel on Letterman. Dave just turned to the camera and said, "Canadian education." Which infuriated the little idiot.

HA! She does need to get some sense of humor. not take herself so seriously.Comedians are having a field-day whenever she's up for discussion. He hasn't been to school since he was 13. All he has been doing was getting adored and having his ego stroked by recordproducers to make him go on stage night-after-night to get cash.And for a little photo-op at the Anne Frank-house..as if he went there because"he wanted to" pffft. the kid is 19 and in Amsterdam. Where do you think he would rather be:some coffeeshop on the Reguliersdwarstraat:P

If anything: It's a good lesson in humility for him and a wake-up call for kids around the world. Hopefully, his faux-pas will trigger kids in trying to find out more about the whole bruhaha and learn more about Anne's legacy and the importance of her diary and the annexe.

Auntie Maine wrote:

Yeah just you. You can totally see how much in love they are by the way they look at each other.

they have never looked or felt in love to me. I predict a royal divorce in 5 years!!!! Lets place bets!!!

darkeyes80 wrote:

Good on the Anne Frank Stichting for not chewing out that Lesbian Bieber. They said he can be used as an example:P Apparently, Justin went to the house, not really knowing the story and could'nt get his head around it. One of the curators showed the Biebs Anne's bedroom and collection of Hollywood-stars. He wanted him to know that, she was just a regular teenager. Had she been born in our era; she'd probably be a Bieber-fan.(if you've read her diary; you KNOW she would've been:P). Hearing her story and spending an hour in the Annexe prompted him to write down that line. It's been taken out of context and the world can't wait to dump their judgmental shit onto a 19-year old teeny-bopper-star who has been on the road since he was 14 and was homeschooled since then. You can't expect her/him to know a lot of stuff when all they do is work, work,work

well he wasn't homeschooled well then. How does anyone not know at least a little bit about anne frank? Regardless, he is still a fucktard sucky ass shitturd who has no business being in the music industry

a few weeks ago on the blind audtions of The Voice, Usher tried to use the fact that he discovered Justin Beiber as a reason that one of the auditionees should pick him as their coach. To me, that is the reason that if I were that singer, I would NOT pick Usher as my coach! If I were on that stage I would have laughed in his face and said "so you are responsible for putting talentless little shits on the radio with and undeserving record deal instead of a person with true singing talent? Sounds like you just gave me the reason NOT to pick you as my coach, Usher!!!!"

Anne Frank would have SOOOOO listened to Bieber. I mean she was a bratty bitch

Beiber is a sad sad case to me, a lost little boy playing at being someone and something he is not

She was, Dan! Have you read her diary? Anne Frank was quite a handful. Could not keep her mouth shut, loved to torture her mother(and feeling sorry, afterwards) and was indeed, quite bratty. Had the war not come to the Netherlands; Anne would've probably gone on to theatre school, dreaming of becoming a star. Having nothing else to do; Anne started revising her diary and leaving out the parts she thought to be "childish".She wanted to become a writer,now. After the war her Dad re-instated the "childish"-bits and took out the "naughty" parts and parts where she was too critical of her mother. The definitive edition shows Anne in a more natural light. A mouthy teenager locked up in an annexe for years. And she would've been a Belieber.

She had an awesome Dad,though. That man had the patience of a Tibetan monk.