Julien's Juice 515 ~ The Luscious Life of Lady Mandingo

guys are dogs. lol they dont care how they come off as long as they get some. Obvious or not.

I have a cousin who just uses chicks. If you dont wanna meet up with him he thinks.. WELL EFF YOU. Ill try again next week.

Yeah quality man there.

sassycatj wrote:

guys are dogs. lol they dont care how they come off as long as they get some. Obvious or not.

I have a cousin who just uses chicks. If you dont wanna meet up with him he thinks.. WELL EFF YOU. Ill try again next week.

Yeah quality man there.

lol

Morning!!


I want to respond about the politics but I will do so in the thread!

LOL@ Michele. yeah, i'm having a go at you yet, again Michele.

so true about the global warminh. it goes and in hand with natural causes of rising temps and weird temprature shifts. Winters in europe will be colder and the summers milder and wetter. according to the inconvenient truth; we're going through a natural cycle of global warming. but, our polluting ways are only increasing the problems. people are so ignorant; they see it snowing in their own backyard and say: see? global warming is shit! so stupid! it's pretty damn obvious that our climate is shifting all over the world. Just becasue it gets colder during the winter in Northern europe; doesn't mean that it gets extremely warm and wet in other parts of the world. the media convniently hides the fact that the Island groups in the sundraband area are dealing with rising waterlevels and if it goes on like this; the people living there, will have to relocate becasue their islands are slowly 'sinking'!

cold winters

So I get a text at 1130 asking me if I can drop off the baby in the morning before work! His mom promised me she would pick him up this morning. WTF?

way to start off a friday. getting up earlier.

i think you need to be more strict with the mother jules, if she isn't there within half an hour of when she said she'd be then take him home yourself

she probably wont be there if I do that. then its a waste of gas. its really just like 5 mins away but sheesh! show some responsibility.
I just dont wanna say anything cause I dont want her to take him away out spite.
My mom Rick and I have become attached to the lil monkey. lol

TGIF peoples

Jules in baby blues shocker!

darkeyes80 wrote:

LOL@ Michele. yeah, i'm having a go at you yet, again Michele.

so true about the global warminh. it goes and in hand with natural causes of rising temps and weird temprature shifts. Winters in europe will be colder and the summers milder and wetter. according to the inconvenient truth; we're going through a natural cycle of global warming. but, our polluting ways are only increasing the problems. people are so ignorant; they see it snowing in their own backyard and say: see? global warming is shit! so stupid! it's pretty damn obvious that our climate is shifting all over the world. Just becasue it gets colder during the winter in Northern europe; doesn't mean that it gets extremely warm and wet in other parts of the world. the media convniently hides the fact that the Island groups in the sundraband area are dealing with rising waterlevels and if it goes on like this; the people living there, will have to relocate becasue their islands are slowly 'sinking'!

I agree! Like I said, I think we DEF are causing at least SOME affect on the climate, but if that degree is as severe as what has been said by some scientists, I dont know. I have heard from various sources that there is an agenda behind purporting global warming, though I dont understand exactly what that agenda is, exactly. But I dont believe the people that say that global warming is a complete hoax and we arent doing any damage at all.

I think it may be a combination of our own destruction plus the earth's natural warming cycle.

Where are those islands? I never heard of them before

Jules's whose kid is this you speak of?


I had insomnia last night and didnt fall asleep till about 4am. I think that is because the night before I went to bed 2 hours earlier than I normally do and slept 9 hours when I normally sleep 7


I am off from the spa today but I work at Chilis tonight. I wanted to workout today but I am giving my body a rest because my back was hurting earlier in the week so yesterday my coworker gave me a deep tissue massage and now I am sore from the massage so I have to rest it up today. Hopefully tomm I can get back to it


And that guy whom I told you about above is now begging to meet me and said he will come down here. He loved my honesty and directness with the email I sent him last night, apparently. I guess when you call people out on their shit and they see they cant get away with that shit with you, it changes their tune possibly.

I need to go get Pequena's nails trimmed today, since I am home and it has been 3 months since the last time. That is such a chore! But she wont let me trim them at all

I got paid today at the spa and my paycheck is the biggest paycheck I have had from there in MONTHS! thank god, cause I need to make a HUGE credit card payment since I had to put my tires on my cc a few weeks ago

Aaarrgghhh work stress!

I have a week off next week but thanks to this afternoon being crazy busy I need to go into work for a few hours in the morning to get things done

thats awesome jane! I wish I could take a week off, and be paid. I was off for a week back in Oct when I went to florida. That was nice, so I guess I cant complain. I doubt that I will be able to take any vacations this year, though.

I am pretty ok for holidays, I still have another 5 days owing to me that I should take before the end of March. But I don't think I can realistically so have to carry them over. Leading to the same problem next year! It's a good problem to have though!

It's just hard planning time off because no one is there to cover for us when we're off really. So I've had to work like heck this week and when I'm back it usually takes a week to catch up

I give up trying to get Dhalios over here. I need to do a new banner for the old forum making it obvious we have left!

I pm'd him, I put our new address in the viagra thread and locked it, and still he posts over there!

what a long work day, drove about 100 miles today for work related business, I am knackered! but I got a new batch of the green and gonna get high as fuck tonight!

loll Jesse.


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Jules's whose kid is this you speak of?

My guy cousin who is 19. Its mostly his baby mamma I go through.
Its my aunt down the streets son.

Went to Margaritaville after work. Now Im tired.

Dissecting the Mayan apocalypse

Did the ancient Mayans really predict that the world would end in 2012, as millions of people believe?

Who were the Mayans?
The Mayan civilization dates back to 2000 B.C., and extended through what is now southern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, and parts of Honduras. During the civilization's peak, from A.D. 300 to 900, the Mayans not only built towering temples and pyramids but also created elaborate astronomical maps and calendars and sophisticated mathematical systems. The civilization went into decline after 900, and its once-teeming cities were soon abandoned. Historians dispute why this happened; some say the Mayans were decimated by a 200-year drought, while others say they brought on their own downfall through over-farming. About 10 million descendants of the Mayans still live in Central America.

Did the Mayans predict the end of the world?
That belief is very much in dispute. The Mayan "long count" calendar progresses using a cycle of approximately 394 years known as a baktun; the calendar ends after the 13th baktun, which closes on Dec. 21 of this year. A stone tablet recovered in Mexico in the 1960s made an oblique reference to a god of war descending from the sky at the end of the 13th baktun. That artifact has fed widespread theories that the world will end that day, and archaeologists last November identified an ancient brick fragment inscribed with what could be another reference to the same portentous date. But anthropologists unanimously agree that the Mayans saw time as cyclical, not linear; Dec. 21, 2012, simply represents the end of one cycle and the start of a new one. "There is no concept of apocalypse in the Mayan culture," said Jesús Gomez, head of the Guatemalan confederation of Mayan priests.



So why does the belief persist?
Conspiracy theorists keep it alive — in many cases, for profit. Interest in the Mayan calendar dates back to the 1960s, when various New Age authors predicted that Dec. 21, 2012, would usher in a new era of cosmic peace and understanding. But other fringe historians chose to see this date as Armageddon, and soon began to publish books linking the 13th baktun with everything from Nostradamus to the lost city of Atlantis. In their book The Mayan Prophecies, published in 1996, Maurice Cotterell and Adrian Gilbert claimed to have found evidence that the Mayans had predicted that solar activity would reverse the earth's magnetic field in December 2012, destroying civilization and wiping out the human race. This idea spawned hundreds of books, and tens of thousands of websites, all devoted to advancing the idea that the world would end in 2012. With the disaster movie 2012, even Hollywood got in on the fad. As the date itself approaches, doomsayers will renew their efforts. NASA says it is contacted by about 10 people every day asking about the end of the world, with some asking if they should kill themselves.

How do the Mayans' descendants view the coming apocalypse?
As a welcome business opportunity. Mexico's tourism industry anticipates a doomsday bonanza, with 52 million visitors expected to visit the states of Chiapas, Yucatán, Quintana Roo, Tabasco, and Campeche this year — more than twice the usual number for the whole of Mexico. Tapachula, a town on the Mexican border with Guatemala, has set up one of several doomsday clocks. More than 500 Mayan-themed events are scheduled throughout the region, including a "Sacred Mayan Journey" along the Yucatán Peninsula's Riviera Maya. Travel agent Jonnie Channell said hotels were filling up quickly. "People are excited about it," she said.



Are others profiting from doomsday fears?
Opportunistic Internet retailers are selling 2012 survival kits, insurance policies, and reserved seating in "doomsday-proof" bunkers. Californian Robert Vicino is peddling spaces in his "private network of impervious, underground survival shelters" for $10,000 a head. "What if the prophecies are true?" he says on his website, which helpfully includes a countdown clock to the big day. "Which side of the door do you want to be on?" Retailers have also seen a mini boom in books, DVDs, and magazines explaining or debunking the myth. "It's an amazing cottage industry," said Benjamin Radford, managing editor of Skeptical Inquirer. "There are hundreds of titles out there, and we expect dozens more."

Why so much interest?
Prophets and charlatans have been predicting the end of the world for centuries, largely because people find that prospect exciting. Apocalyptic ideas thrive especially when people feel marginalized or alienated from society, says cultural historian Paul S. Boyer. Believing the world will end creates a "framework of meaning," he says, that gives "our own personal lives some kind of significance." In the U.S., apocalyptic prophecies resonate with a public battered by recession and political strife, especially those raised as evangelical Christians. A Pew Center poll last year found that 41 percent of Americans believe the rapture will occur before 2050. America, in other words, is fertile soil for End Times entrepreneurs. "We invented this doomsday scenario," said archaeologist Kathryn Reese-Taylor, "not the ancient Maya."



How the end will come
Those who believe the world will end this year have come up with various scenarios for global catastrophe: massive earthquakes and tsunamis, the eruption of a supervolcano, and the sudden reversal of the earth's poles. One of the more creative theories is that a rogue planet named Nibiru, or "Planet X," is hidden behind the sun and will emerge and collide with Earth later this year. Another theory points to a planet named Eris. NASA has dismissed Nibiru as an Internet hoax, and explained that while a dwarf planet named Eris does exist at the edge of the solar system, its distant orbit precludes any collision with Earth. Theories that a solar storm might affect Earth aren't as far-fetched — a severe solar storm occurred just last week — but NASA says solar flares do not pose an existential threat. "There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012," NASA says.

the end will come when I say it does

lol, Jesse


I will have to read that another time, Dan.Too long for this late at night.

But dec 21st 2012 marks the end of the age of Pisces (which is why Jesus has the fish symbol because his birth started the age of Pisces) and the start of the age of Aquarius. So I think the end of the mayan calendar has to do with the start of the new zodiac age.

Which the age of aquarius is supposed to be the age of human enlightenment, when we finally learn how to use our brains beyond our 10% capacity and finally learn how to live with each other peacefully, so they say. I guess we will find out!

hi


i saw on a science program that the poles do reverse sometimes but it doesn't do anything bad, magnetic north moves all the time anyway, and nothing happens



i hardly slept last night, full of cold and i couldn't breathe through my nose

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!