Julien's Juice 527 ~ The World According to Barack Obama

what?!

My net is back on! Hope it lasts.

LadyMandingo wrote:

Auntie Maine wrote:

The orchid question was from a disgruntled brides niece. The were not pink she said. I told her that they were pink, that she did not specify what color pink and that if you do not get back with me when you are supposed to (Sunday wedding-called Thursday) then I can not guarantee anything. Oh and that she might want to pay her fucking bill. I get paid in full for weddings two weeks before the day but becasue I knew her I let it slide. She went on and on and on for 20 min. I asked what she wanted from me but could never say. I offered apology flowers to the aunt and she even complained about that. Finally I had enough and said. So you just called to bitch and moan to me reputedly and will not accept anything I offer fine. I have a job that I have to get done so I am sorry and goodbye. Just hung up. Sometimes you just can't make someone satisfied. She just kept repeating I just called you to "flush this out.". Her husband came in checked all the flowers out,said they were beautiful and that we do a beautiful job.

why are people such assholes like that? who cares! They were beautiful regardless! In the grand scheme of things, does it matter what color the flowers are? do they think people at the wedding cared? no, of course no one would! They were beautiful flowers!

At my sisters wedding, the florist was short one bridesmaid bouquet. My sister didnt make a big deal out of it. We made do without it and no one cared.

I hate it when people are such asses like that

Some people are so utterly SPOILED. Imagine what they would actually do in an * actual * crisis. Dissolve into a puddle of jelly is my guess.

I got a new cuntputer and finally a high speed connection so I will longer have to post from my phone! It's taking all day to set the cuntputer up. Course t'isnt me doing it. I don't think ever in my life have I've been forced to do anything mechanical or technology related myself. There's always been some bloke about to do it. Talk about spoiled, eh?

I do all the computer setting up in our house, plus I change lightbulbs, bleed radiators and assemble flat pack furniture!

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

I love a bubble bath, there's nothing quite like it

Like Cleopatra. Do you bathe in asses milk as well?

I also favour baths. My dream is to get a really luxurious oversize jacuzzi type bath and a lifetime supply of products from" Lush". I totalldig their bath bombs and the Flying Fox bubble bath.

What can I say Jane. I was born in the wrong era. Also I'm lazy!

Well I can change a lightbulb. It takes intense effort and concentration of course but I can do it in a pinch.

shopping for thanksgiving dinner done, tomorrow going to the gym and having a nice relaxing evening before doing all the cooking thursday, really its only a turkey and two sides and I'm only cooking for myself! maybe the boy if he's here but I'm putting in some effort for it all, dedicating it to my joven

I wanted a nice quiet thanksgiving this year too so it is just James and I. Going to use the pewter I have. A friend knows about my collection and had two of these spoons sent from Plimouth Plantation to me as a Thanksgiving gift.

I got a really good Thanksgiving order from the assisted living place that I do weekly flowers for. Thing is the new director of activities didn't get back with me until 3:30 this afternoon and needs the twelve centerpieces by 11:00 tomorrow morning. Had to rush around the rest of the afternoon greening up containers. Going to go in a couple hours early in the morning to get them done.

very good Dan!

been playing my game but damn I'm feeling tired now, body is still on work schedule! took a break to eat late which is a no no but I am going to the gym first thing in the morning, will play a little more then head to bed, earlier I get to the gym the better

Auntie Maine wrote:

I wanted a nice quiet thanksgiving this year too so it is just James and I. Going to use the pewter I have. A friend knows about my collection and had two of these spoons sent from Plimouth Plantation to me as a Thanksgiving gift.

Ooh Dan, how lovely!

Got the cuntputer all set up and for some reason surfing around I came across the strange tale of Dr William Palmer, a Victorian physician who ran up a bunch of gambling debts and then proceeded to poison his infant children ( 4 of them... too many mouths to feed, I guess), then a man to whom he owed £500 and then his wife who he took an insurance policy out on only a couple of months before he did her in, then his brother, again shortly after he took out an insurance policy on him then finally another friend from whom he'd stolen money.

It all finally caught up with him and he was hanged. Pure fucking evil! How does someone become so remorselessly evil? I mean sometimes there are horror stories about the person's childhood but not in this case.

He seemed to have a perfect life and he threw it all away. Creeptasticly psychopathic.

creepy. im so sick of humanity. awful sometimes.

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I'm putting in some effort for it all, dedicating it to my joven

aww. I bet it will be good stuff!

all of my siblings and there spouses coming over along with my retardos sister and family. we are making 2 turkeys. Im eating my mommas! lol he is making one,my mom the other. Nothing can stop me from getting a turkey leg! My fave part. I have never not had a whole turkey leg since I was like.....8. my piece. Most folks dont like dark meat anyway. I LOVE IT!

I married it. lol .
i have 5 days off from today. go stupid school district!cut more hours

Egh, hotel change because we have a sort of team conference tomorrow and Friday. Small room... I don't like it at all. Going to have some tea and then head out for no reason so I don't have to stay here. Getting a larger room tomorrow.

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

LadyMandingo wrote:

Nicky I am sending you a pm

'Bring up the bodies'!

that is the name of the book?

Judge Jane wrote:

I do all the computer setting up in our house, plus I change lightbulbs, bleed radiators and assemble flat pack furniture!

damn jane, what the hell does rick do?

Denovissimus wrote:

shopping for thanksgiving dinner done, tomorrow going to the gym and having a nice relaxing evening before doing all the cooking thursday, really its only a turkey and two sides and I'm only cooking for myself! maybe the boy if he's here but I'm putting in some effort for it all, dedicating it to my joven

why aren't you spending thanksgiving with Miguel's family or your family?

LadyMandingo wrote:

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

LadyMandingo wrote:

Nicky I am sending you a pm

'Bring up the bodies'!

that is the name of the book?

yah!

my mom always wonders why I often don't open up to her about personal stuff in my life. She always complains that I don't often tell her stuff. Well, yet again, she has proven why I don't. Cause every time I do, I always always always regret it.

My mom doesn't know how to not scream and yell at her daughters and lecture on anything, even things that need no lecturing or things that don't matter. My little sister hangs up the phone on her overtime she does it to her.

Le sigh

what a morbid title!!!!