Julien's Juice 520 ~ Decimation of the Heavenbound

Now, they're raping "Waterloo".

France has entered an east asian prostitute. Spain will be represented by a gerbil. The brits have a shit-song. germany...not bad. very "One Republic "meets" the Fray"-rip-off

I watched it too Rodney! The hosts over here were playing the "is he gay or European" game!!

Most of them were gay. Especially Norway. Europes' answer to adam Glambert

Auntie Maine wrote:

Sheila, I am so sorry to have to break this news to you but Mark Ballas and I have been fake TV boyfriends for years now.

Dan I thought you were more of a Derek Hough guy?

this eurovision thing sounds cool! I wish I was a euro and could watch it!

Its terrible, yet sort of fun. You get to make fun of other countries, and it is allowed because everyone is doing it. And the political history behind it is kind of interesting. Because it has endured many wars and difficult situations. Its very gay and the songs are mostly shit but its also a huge show that can be a lot of fun.

Finland did not make it to the finals this year. The songs was too small and without show elements.. its seldom that those songs make it. And it was sung in Swedish which is the second official language of Finland. And a lot of Finns hated it! This is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwOOx2BMqi0

I really liked the country lights before every act btw. Rodney - I did not quite get the Indian theme of Netherlands Oh I have meant to ask you, do you have lyrics (subtitles) on the screen, when the song is sang by a non-native, tongue?

I was laughing troughout the whole thing.
Nobody gets the Native american(pc)theme. Other than the fact that it makes her look like cher cirae " halfbreed". It's silly. They needed a black lady with a voice like a fog-horn.I've probably said it every year. But my aunt took part many yrs.ago. I'll try and find a vid.

Oh and we don't have the lyrics or, subtitles during eurovision. Which is hilarious because some artists' have horrible english accents. We don't know what the fuck they're singing;english or native.And when you DO understand them; the lyrics don't make sense: "This is the hour, we have power, don't look so sour, because we have the power...lets take a shower" That kind of stuff. And the slavic countries...what is up with their fashion. They always seem a decade or two, behind us?

I hate the Swedish song, now. It's all about a girl who looks like Samara from the Ring, bouncing around trying to look "edgy". Stupid David Guetta-inspired crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ8KxGDv18Y&feature=relmfu
Yes...even Celine Dion had her break when she competed for Switzerland. The fashion...fantastic

Cool 8) Kind of James Bondish.. (your aunts song)

I like Denmark! It seems more honest than some of the others. The Estonian guy was kind of cute too!


About the subtitles, we always have them. Sure enough the lyrics aren't always spot on, but you still get an idea. Though often you hate the song more because of it. I am specifically annoyed by those songs from Greece. Its always about some love potion or hot guy driving their maddie waddie mad.

Remember few years back there was this song called 'Secret Combination'... God I hated that one. I always said that 'everyone knows her secret combination for sure'.

Her combination is "0000". Everybody knows that. You know what i hate? How Greece manages to incorporate folkloric dance-moves in almost all of their songs. It's rediculous. Or, the turks pretending to bring some 'middle eastern-flavour' to the table but, always end up with some whore, shaking her tits and humping the floor. Remember a little gem called"Dum Tek Tek?" Total stripper-performance. I always said " Yeah, does your dad know you're doing this?"

We're in the new flat now and it is so brilliant, really pleased with it!!!!!

Has been a busy day but the basics are done - sofa, bed and the kitchen is straight and the new TV is up and running and looks great.

Plenty to do tomorrow and the weekend and probably over the next week or so to get everything right but that is all fun stuff!

I got the car back as well this afternoon, a blown fuse on the fuel pump - the garage didn't charge me anything and the tow truck was covered on my breakdown insurance, so it hasn't cost me.

I like Mark Ballas too. He seems like a cutie nerdy type.
I also like Maksim but as most men who are totally hot, hes kind of a jerk.

I prefer nerdy-ish not too handsome types.

My Rick has been off all week and I made him grow out his chin hair. lol I love scruff!
He cant have any chin hair because of work so when he takes off, I have him not shave it.

Goin to lunch with the girls from work. Then home and camping for the weekend. Oy vey. I reckon its good to get out of the heat. Taking She Ra too. I have to tolerate two beasts this weekend. lol

twat! i just kicked the playstation and made my toe bleed, that fucking hurts

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I like Mark Ballas too. He seems like a cutie nerdy type

Yeah, he's cute. I liked how he was with shawn Johnson.Like a big brother. You know she's trying to make the Olympics again, this year? She's 20. that's old for a female gymnast.
But I do like Mark. He's kinda goofy. I prefer Derek because, he's just SO good and a happy ray of sunshine. I loved him when he danced with Jennifer Grey. It wasn't fair with Nicole; she's a trained dancer.

End of busy week!

Been to see my 3 year old niece in her first dance show tonight. So beyond cute! The little ones didn't do much except jumping and arm actions but she knew it all!

Derick has a fantastic ass but he is just such a blond girl to me. Mark is my fake TV boyfriend and Max is my hot hot hot Russian fake TV fuck buddy. Yes Jules he is that kind of asshole guy and that is why I have to slap him every time and not allow him to speak.

I hate Memorial Day in Maine. Its always a gamble on the weather, like today was 59 dark and thick with fog. They say tomorrow is going to be 84 and sunny then Sunday it can go either way which is when we are having our cookout.

Dan likes Maks too!
Sooo hot! lol

Rick is packing trailer to the truck. Almost time to go.

Morning!! The hot weather is staying until next week!

Going to tidy up the garden today. Rick's away until tomorrow, gone to London to see Judas Priest!! My dad's coming round later, we're watching les miserables on blu ray. I made my dad like musicals!!!

from the new flat!

congratz to Snickie!

I don't know what it is with Max. he looks like the tv-fuckbuddy you'd openly hate and secretely have rough sex with.But then i see him smile and just think; You self-loving-bastard...now;TAKE ME!And Derek is not a girl,Dan! he can't help looking like a Ken-doll. he's just sooooo sweeeeeeet. He makes me happy

My James is hot for lil Derick too and that right there puts me off. it is not right to have the same fake TV boyfriend as your partner. :) He is a little sweetie though and he has sooooo much talent as a choreographer and dancer.

Been stalking a little middle eastern boy outside the window by my design bench. he has been sitting in an SUV waiting on his clothes at the laundry in the next block. I thought at first that he was a gay Mexican because of the girlie white sandals he had on but when I got to really looking at him I am thinking he might be Egyptian. He is a sexy little monkey though and has repeatedly bent over in his white pants for me.