Julien's Juice 527 ~ The World According to Barack Obama

lol if you have to have to take or sniff drugs to have sex..........why bother? I just need cock and balls. Im all good. To me that seems like forcing it!

Its a gay man thing? I have never heard any of my RL friends using them.

"Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body, including the sphincter muscles of the anus and the vagina.[2] It is unclear if there is a direct effect on the brain. Smooth muscle surrounds the body's blood vessels and when relaxed causes these vessels to dilate resulting in an immediate decrease in blood pressure, producing a sensation of heat and excitement that usually lasts for a couple of minutes"


Anyways back from Hämeenlinna. I had a blast!

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"Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body, including the sphincter muscles of the anus and the vagina.[2] It is unclear if there is a direct effect on the brain. Smooth muscle surrounds the body's blood vessels and when relaxed causes these vessels to dilate resulting in an immediate decrease in blood pressure, producing a sensation of heat and excitement that usually lasts for a couple of minutes"

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that sounds complicated. lol Just have fun and do it with no drugs! thats the best kinda sex!

Denovissimus wrote:

what you talkin' bout Willis?

In the picture of Queen Elizabeth I

Judge Jane wrote:

Been out for a meal with old workmates for someone's 50th. She's notorious for getting drunk really fast. She accidentally set fire to her napkin with a candle on the table so we had to put it out in a glass of water!! And the rest of the restaurant was all quiet couples looking into each others eyes but our table was rowdy and started a fire!!! So funny!

LadyMandingo wrote:

dan to answer your question from the last thread: everytime I commented on something you posted on facebook and you didnt like it, and then you unfriended me for it and this time here when you just told me off royally for again expressing my opinion to something you said.

That's right. I already knew you opinion and I asked you not to put any more of that crap on my wall. You continued to do so and I put a stop to it. That does not mean you cannot express your opinion, that means you can not express those opinions to me. Same thing with here. I asked you a while back not to respond to mine and I would do the same with yours. Once again you could not help yourself and I told you what I thought. No where else have I done that. So see if you can get this through your head...you can express anything you want just not to me.

That makes it clear, Dan, I hope you 2 can agree to disagree and draw a line under it soon.

I commend you both for getting your points across without descending to insults!

my hubby got me a pomegranate tree a few months ago. He gave me one off our tree today and it was soo good. They are my fave fruit and he got it for me. he is the cutest boy in the world!

He knows how to make me love him more. lol

He is getting thinner from working overtime for stupid xmas. He still finds time to make me happy.

Regarding poppers, I need them for ass sex because I'm not a born bottom like SOME people who can effortlessly take a cock up the ass at the drop of a hat!

Jules...Anne...try taking a cock up the bum and tell me you don't need a stimulant! LOL

I tried anal once at the behest of one of my fiancees...it was, to judge from his porn stash which I discovered ( and was so upset about at the time lol, how young and silly I was!) a bit of a fetish of his. But we lubed up and he started to stick it up there and HOLY MOTHERFUCK! I said " get that thing outta there! Now!" Ouch, ouch, ouch. I can certainly understand why you need some kind of muscle relaxant to assist!

Anne, don't try taking a cock up the bum. I'm pretty sure it will not be your cuppa tea.

Judge Jane wrote:

That makes it clear, Dan, I hope you 2 can agree to disagree and draw a line under it soon.

I commend you both for getting your points across without descending to insults!

Yes, Jane, agree to disagree and like Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart and as my grandmother said DON'T DISCUSS POLITICS with each other! Ok, taking my nose our of other people's business now.

sassycatj wrote:

my hubby got me a pomegranate tree a few months ago. He gave me one off our tree today and it was soo good. They are my fave fruit and he got it for me. he is the cutest boy in the world!

He knows how to make me love him more. lol

He is getting thinner from working overtime for stupid xmas. He still finds time to make me happy.

A pomegranate tree? How cool! They say that the apple Eve took from the tree of knowledge was a pomegranate. But erm since the likelihood of that whole story being true at all is close to nil, it's hardly worth mentioning, I guess. But what a creative and romantic gift!

No one is stopping me for correcting the asinine politics of that minge monster Michele!

OBAMA 4evah!!!

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A pomegranate tree? How cool! They say that the apple Eve took from the tree of knowledge was a pomegranate. But erm since the likelihood of that whole story being true at all is close to nil, it's hardly worth mentioning, I guess. But what a creative and romantic gift

he has no clue of my knowledge! lol keeps him sticking around. lol

world war z! my Pitt and zombies! cant wait!

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

hasn't anyone ever heard the phrase we have here in England, Never discuss religion or politics?

yes, all the time. However, those are the most interesting topics to debate! Honestly if I got into a debate about religion and politics everytime an opportunity to do so arised, I would be doing it CONSTANTLY. May seem like I do constantly, but honestly I dont everytime, sometimes I avoid. I just for some reason cant find myself to be like sheila and just never do it

Auntie Maine wrote:

LadyMandingo wrote:

dan to answer your question from the last thread: everytime I commented on something you posted on facebook and you didnt like it, and then you unfriended me for it and this time here when you just told me off royally for again expressing my opinion to something you said.

That's right. I already knew you opinion and I asked you not to put any more of that crap on my wall. You continued to do so and I put a stop to it. That does not mean you cannot express your opinion, that means you can not express those opinions to me. Same thing with here. I asked you a while back not to respond to mine and I would do the same with yours. Once again you could not help yourself and I told you what I thought. No where else have I done that. So see if you can get this through your head...you can express anything you want just not to me.

if you had ever told me here to not express opinions to you here I never saw the post where you said that

Denovissimus wrote:

Regarding poppers, I need them for ass sex because I'm not a born bottom like SOME people who can effortlessly take a cock up the ass at the drop of a hat!

still spoiling my boy, took him out to dinner tonight, nice latin american place, we had a nice time and enjoyed our food very much, even though I had the kitchen redesign one of their specials to suit my tastes, lol

then stopped over a mutual friend of ours for a couple shots of homemade lemoncello, they were very good

now he's gone to a party at a bar, he invited me to to, its either that or stay home playing video game, think I'll stop by my old bar to see the strippers for a bit, then stop by where Martin is, the come home...and play video game late in the eve, lol

my man took me and my mom to dinner last night. chinese. mmm.

Im such a pussy I cried while watching a PBS Nature episode about cross species friendships.
A goat and a horse, a cheetah and a dog, a tortoise and a goose. Monkeys. A dog and a deer a cat, and an owl. They form actual relationships from when they are young. lol why cant we all just get along?

Nobody take away my PBS!

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/animal-odd-couples/preview/7958/

they have some interesting stuff.

going to rant and rave

That's cute Jules, your animal show not the rant!


I'm in love with a tv ad for John Lewis department store, it has a snowman in it who goes on a journey to find love! I welled up!