Julien's Juice 532 ~ We will rise from the flames and The Gods will know our names

Don't fancy that, esp not with Bendydick Cuntysnatch in it!

I wanna see Gatsby.....hopefully get time in a few weeks

Oh my God. Sweden has to organize every Eurovision from now, on. What a FAG-tastic show.
The video on swedish religious ambiguity was hilarious. Parents at baptism to the female priest: "Can we skip the Jesus bit and the stuff about Holy Ghost?"
"You want to get straight to the hymns?"
"Well instead of hymns, we were thinking of "Don't you worry child" by Swedish House Maffia"

I only watched until our entry had been on. Terrible! But yah the Swedish presenter was funny!! We also get Graham Norton commentary which is always good!

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

Don't fancy that, esp not with Bendydick Cuntysnatch in it!

That's right! I forgot he was in it! I was gonna see it anyway but now I shall with bells on. I adore him.

Bbqing and drinking champagne with Planetarium Rob.

Afternoon! Another glorious day of essay writing.....

really important that I get a lot done today.

Morning! Oh my bowels! On my second combo session in a ten minute span!

Anyway, gonna hang out with ex stripper friend. I feel like grilling some fish, and I'm gonna try grilled cabbage too!

Sheila O wrote:

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

Don't fancy that, esp not with Bendydick Cuntysnatch in it!

That's right! I forgot he was in it! I was gonna see it anyway but now I shall with bells on. I adore him.

Bbqing and drinking champagne with Planetarium Rob.

I like Bendydick too! Lol, he was great in it! I really liked the movie, it was well written, well acted, well directed, good plot and plot structure.

what movie are you guys talking about? who is Bendydick?

My ideal boyfriend/sex-partner-if he can live up to his name...Bendydick. Think of all the positions we could try!

Urgh....I'm so drunk and I hate trying to go to sleep when suffering from alcohol induced insomnia.

You'll excuse my drunken posts and you will NOT hold them against me....did I post on the Forum, tho? Or, maybe I was trolling through my friennds' FB pages and purposely disagreed with EVERYTHING they posted...because I'm drunk and I can! I will surely regret this when I wake up. seems the insomnia is wearing off; the ammount of typos are declining....I must be "waking up" HOPEfully, I'll be tired enough for sunrise(Can't sleep when the sun rises...funnilly enough...I can sleep all day once the sun is fully "risen"(SP?) the birds are already starting their incessant chattering and chirping. Why do birds feel the need to communicate when the sun ain't even up, yet? Shut the fuck up! What you can communicate now will just be as valluable around 7? Which is the time you start flying around, looking for food. Do you really need to brief all the birds in the neighbourhood on what your plans are?. It's pentecostal, birds! It's your day off. SHUT UP!

5 full workdays and then LISBON. This week will be long.. I am sure of it.

Busy day at work but quite productive....just need to get up to date tomorrow as I'm not back until next Tuesday due to leave, study day and bank hol.

Also gave to take cat for service and mot in morning so need to get up early.

Rodney you're funny!!!

only got about 4 hours of sleep last night and it really wasn't sleep cause I was drunk! but no matter how tired I may feel I'm going to see Ancient VVisdom tonight! And if get a chance to meet that cute ass guitarist of theirs I'm going to cast a spell on him to get him into my car and give him a blowjob!

that was rather crude wasn't it

omg I am so FULLLLL!!!!!! My stomach feels like it wants to explode yet strangely enough I still want to eat the dessert I bought that we did not eat because we were too full

oh my head, I don't even know how I got up this morning, at least its a short drive to the train station and then public transport the rest of the way to work, really don't feel like staying all day though

had such an awesome time last night, hung out with all the band members, bought them beers, bought a shirt and the singer gave me a vinyl album for free! AND the singer knew who I was for when I posted a pic of myself on their facebook page! It was cool that he recognized me, what a bunch of awesome guys in Ancient VVisdom, and I forgot to cast my spell on the guitarist, it was just him and I at one point at the bar and I bought him a shot and that was the perfect moment, damn! lol

Ugh stuck on the commuter train headed for appointments and we are STOPPED due to some technical difficulties.

And here I gave myself Mucho extra time so I wouldn't be late as and now it looks like I might be anyway. And one of these is a new client who claims he can get me a weekly gig reading at one of the most popular Irish pubs in town. Bugger.

Im back bitches ;)

Yay!!!

Morning!!