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Most religions sound utterly mad, really. I know some Mormons. They aew good people though our lifwstyles are vastly different than mine. And yeahThw Book of Mormon, their holy book is HIGHLARIOUS!

K stoopid question but wtf day is it? Friday or Saturday?

ummm friday. Whats wrong with your comp/android?

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And yeahThw Book of Mormon, their holy book is HIGHLARIOUS!

You gotta hand it to those Mormons. They sure as hell don't lack any imagination. it's a fantastic book. almost as fantastical as the Bible and Quran.

For Nicky...

'I Believe' from Book Of Mormon. I love love love this song!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lCYqn2jcs

I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob.
I believe that the Garden Of Eden was in Jackson County Missouri .

Still not as fucked up as Scientology, tho! but, close!

LadyMandingo wrote:

actually the law of attraction did work for me when it came to becoming a colon hydrotherapist.

I had called the spa I work at now over two years ago, and asked if she was hiring for an esthetician. She wasnt but she told me to send her my resume and she would keep it on file. I had mentioned that the skin care line they used is the one I was currently using.

About 3 months after that, I had actually started thinking about becoming a colon hydrotherapist. I did research online for schooling and whatnot but couldnt find much info on any schooling in the area.

two months after that, the owner of Inner Spa called me. her esthetician quit she was hiring and she had remembered me from our phone convo.

Obviously I got the job. In the interview I found out they did colon hydrotherapy and I was asking her about it, told her I was interested in pursuing it one day. She told me she is a certified instructor and that she taught all the colon hydrotherapists who work there.

After I had worked there for about 7 months and found that I liked working there, I started thinking about about possibly getting the certification. the original owner ended up selling the place and we got a new boss. about 3 weeks after I started thinking about it again that I wanted to do it, one of our part time CHT's did not get along with the new owner and she quit abruptly. So then a spot opened up for ME to get certified and step in, which I did.

so actually the law of attraction truly did work for me in becoming a CHT

That's synchronicity dear, the law of attraction plays off it but its not the law in and of itself. Do not question my knowledge of such things, I'm a demi god you know

rodney, that show fucking rocks! lol

but don't forget my character has to talk to inanimate objects. i just told a lighter that when i throw it this time it has to land on the sofa cos last time it fell off. seriously



oh and you should totally have a glee/puck style t-shirt made with 'click to see more' and an arrow pointing down, that would kick arse

Like I said, alondria; the script would write itself. it's all in the Garden. So; I would definately have your character talk to inanimate objects! I would also have your character scold her children for interrupting her conversation with the new beer-tap. Who would play your character?

I love the Glee-idea!. "click here to see more' is defo something Puck would wear(and I'd be clickin' like a mutha...)

But, "Click here to see more:...*sigh* it means so much more than that :PI still can't believe my luck, finding that gem.

Just popped by to see how Rodney's novel was coming along. Can my tranny characyer be a cabaret artist like that eoman in " Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?

i dunno who'd play a version of me. i would say i can't think of anyone ugly or fat enough to play me but i know y'all would hunt me down and slap me (even though its true :P )

here is south park take on Mormons. Skip to 4:10 mins into it. lol

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=mormon%20south%20park&tnr=21&vid=4779710782636250&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fvideos%2Fthumbnail.aspx%3Fq%3D4779710782636250%26id%3Dfee63a2d29dfff198a2d3ac35f07ff6b%26bid%3DoLze9pLXP2r0XQ%26bn%3DThumb%26url%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.southparkstudios.com%252ffull-episodes%252fs07e12-all-about-mormons&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southparkstudios.com%2Ffull-episodes%2Fs07e12-all-about-mormons&sigr=126m6luup&newfp=1&tit=All+About+Mormons+%28Season+7%2C+Episode+12%29

I will not be that goddamned republican cunt Martha. Thats right bitch is so on my I hate you shit list! It is all because of that book I just read, Mrs. Astor Regrets. Martha is dead to me. More so than Anne was when Jesus was trying to take her away from me.Fucking Catholic guilt that was.

Oh Jules, that was brilliant and pretty much accurate on Mormons. I have known several Mormons. My friend Steve, was such a good boy senior year that he spent the night with me in a dorm room on a college campus on a speech trip after all kinds of other straight boys made fun of him for it. He even went to the local gar bar with me. At 18 you could go in, you just couldn't drink. He went in with me and we had one coke but he was so freaked out because a gay man had tried to molest him as a boy in San Fransisco. We left and talked about it and how it was not all gay men or anything like that but that it just brought it back. I have not thought about that in years. Now I want to ask him about it, now that we are so much older.

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Just popped by to see how Rodney's novel was coming along. Can my tranny characyer be a cabaret artist like that eoman in " Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?

Ofcourse! I'm just laying down the basics and then you can colour it in yourselves. and alondria: I think samantha Morton has the right amount of endearing quirkyness toplay the exeggerated alondria.
Dan! i'm not saying Martha Stewart. a Martha Sterward-type-of person. How about Kathleen Turner circa: "Serial Mom"? You would LOVE that!She was the best!

OMFG! I forgot about Jules! did'nt I?...well....letseeee. OMFG. I got it. Jules would be this super hot tamale latina(like the woman from Modern family) with a slight accent. But she refuses to be referred to as a latina! She tries to emulate the "Dan" character but instead of wearing khaki chino's and a powderblue-sweater. She's be wearing bright yellow chino's with a bright-red sweater. and her dear sweet hubby would humour her and tells her everyday that she is all "americana"

wtf is going on with the screen?

sassycatj wrote:

They have AWFUL houses out there, Rodney?

Hope it goes well Anne and you dont have to get the marrow test.

Went for pizza for my bros birthday last night. Him and his wife eat pizza with no meat and drink water.
Who the hell eats pizza with no meat and washes it down with water? Gimme meat and a Coke!

Jesse I know you like slots. My friend just told me about a free slot app from DRAGON PLAY. Try it. Im addicted. It even has the mini games. I told Rick he doesnt have to take me. Ill just play at home.

I dont usually eat meat on my pizza, and I try not to drink soda anymore so I usually wash it down with water :)

darkeyes80 wrote:

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And yeahThw Book of Mormon, their holy book is HIGHLARIOUS!

You gotta hand it to those Mormons. They sure as hell don't lack any imagination. it's a fantastic book. almost as fantastical as the Bible and Quran.

two thumbs up! Very true! But the book of mormon is even more of a laugh riot than the bible or quran though, I think

Auntie Maine wrote:

I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob.
I believe that the Garden Of Eden was in Jackson County Missouri .

tell me again how even the most stupid american can possibly believe this shit?

alondrianyx wrote:

rodney, that show fucking rocks! lol

but don't forget my character has to talk to inanimate objects. i just told a lighter that when i throw it this time it has to land on the sofa cos last time it fell off. seriously



oh and you should totally have a glee/puck style t-shirt made with 'click to see more' and an arrow pointing down, that would kick arse

I like that tee shirt idea, alondria

Auntie Maine wrote:

I will not be that goddamned republican cunt Martha. Thats right bitch is so on my I hate you shit list! It is all because of that book I just read, Mrs. Astor Regrets. Martha is dead to me. More so than Anne was when Jesus was trying to take her away from me.Fucking Catholic guilt that was.

martha who?

Martha Dumptruck!

afternoon!