Julien's Juice 526 ~ The Glorious Garden Bastards!

He's a big whoopsie says a drunk Sister Jude (Jessican Lange) on American Horror Story lol Is that nun speak for cocksucker? lol

No AHS spoilers please! I'm on episode 2.

Started a thread for the new season.

Jane, I sincerely thank you for putting up the banner of the president and Mrs. Obama.

got into a fight with my mom. I was taking out the trash, and asked her to just watch me from the door. Bins are just on the driveway. Its dark, she follows me (with a bat) I tell her not to because of the oil tray thingies we have. Does she listen? NO. She steps in it. I was like MOM I TOLD YOU TO STAY THERE! JUST WATCH ME! She had oil all on the heels of her slippers. I was like OY VEY! we need to clean the soles of the slippers. So I did and now she thinks I was mean cause I yelled at her to not follow me, JUST WATCH ME!

You live in a dangerous place, Julesy?

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is Survivor like 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here'?

You haven't seen survivor??? I thought they played season 1-77 everywhere!



It was soooo difficult to get up this morning. Stupid fall, its the darkness.

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You live in a dangerous place, Julesy?

No but it was really dark and Im scared of the dark. lol
We need to put out a outside garage light. We had a solar powered one but it broke.

I am so bored. Been here and hour and a half and nothing nothing nothing. We had a little snow last night and now it is raining on it so its a crappy day out. I cannot seem to warm up. I have on several layers and turned the heat up to 69. Wishing I had one of our camping cots here and a toasty fur throw. I would snuggle up with boy bunny and take a nap.Girl bunny keeps biting me. I don't know what to do about it. Any time I pick here up she digs at either my arm or chest with her front paws three times then bites me. I went online and looked it up to see what to do but nothing is working.

Toss her in a stew pot for an hour, maybe she'll get the message

Auntie Maine wrote:

If this gets me banned from this forum so be it.

A while back I was reprimanded by the head administrator here about things I said to someone. Since then I have held my tongue to that person.

Michele months ago I asked you not to reply to my posts and told you that I would not reply to yours. I have kept my end of the bargain but you chose not to so to you I say FUCK OFF! This election is important becasue it will decide supreme court appointees and it is not for you to say if it is important to me or if it is scary to me. That is none of your damned business.

You calling our country a shithole and saying that it is going to get worse is something that is wrong with this country. To quote President Kennedy, "Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country". People like you are hurting our country.

This shows me your mentality..."this election is not important or scary" and "Either way it is very scary. You said this in one paragraph so you just contradicted yourself.

Too STUPID is thinking that this is a two party country. We have 38 different political parties. So you might want to educate yourself before you post something incorrect that makes YOU look stupid.

That is not a Public Service Announcement. It is a cheap scare tactic propaganda political commercial aimed at uneducated racist people. Looks like it worked on at least one. That commercial was payed for by the Citizens Against Government Waste. I am going to bet that you didn't even take the time to look them up and find out who they are so I am doing it for you.

Citizens Against Government Waste is a 501(c) non-profit organization in the United States. It functions as a think-tank, 'government watchdog', and advocacy group for fiscally conservative causes. The Council for Citizens Against Government Waste is the lobbying arm of CAGW, organized as a section 501(c)(4) organization, and therefore permitted to engage in direct lobbying activities. CAGW has been criticized for its links to the tobacco industry and to lobbyists including Jack Abramoff. According to their web site, "CAGW is a private, non-partisan, non-profit organization representing more than one million members and supporters nationwide. CAGW's mission is to eliminate waste, mismanagement, and inefficiency in the federal government."

Did you catch that part about lobbyist? Somehow I thought you were against lobbyist and have been bitched about them before. Did you also notice that they are linked to the tobacco industry? Did you notice that they are also linked to jack Abramoff? Now let me esucate you a bit on good ol jack.

Jack A. Abramoff is an American former lobbyist, businessman, movie producer, and writer. He was at the heart of an extensive corruption investigation that led to his conviction and to 21 persons either pleading guilty or being found guilty, including White House officials J. Steven Griles and David Safavian, U.S. Representative Bob Ney, and nine other lobbyists and Congressional aides.
Abramoff was College Republican National Committee National Chairman from 1981 to 1985, a founding member of the International Freedom Foundation, allegedly financed by apartheid South Africa, and served on the board of directors of the National Center for Public Policy Research, a conservative think tank. From 1994 to 2001 he was a top lobbyist for the firm of Preston Gates & Ellis, and then for Greenberg Traurig until March 2004.
After a guilty plea in the Indian lobbying scandal and his dealings with SunCruz Casinos in January 2006, he was sentenced to six years in federal prison for mail fraud, conspiracy to bribe public officials, and tax evasion. He served 43 months before being released on December 3, 2010. After his release from prison, he wrote the book Capitol Punishment: The Hard Truth About Corruption From America's Most Notorious Lobbyist which was published in November 2011.


Did you catch that bit about apartheid? So these are the people you listen to? Nice. So much for you wanting to help make this a better country and on that vein I will reiterate what I have said about you and people just like you.
A. What have you done to help you own community?
B. What have you done for your town/city?
C.What have you done for your country to help make it a better place?

Ten dollars says not a fucking thing! So again I say FUCK OFF!

For the record,this was not my original post. I called another forum member and read the original and was told that it was way to harsh so this is a revision.

Michele I used to really like you but the vile you put out is just wrong and I sincerely feel that if you hate this country so much you should move in with your mom and dad save every penny you can and get the fuck out.

You are right, I did not look up who was behind the ad, but it is the truth nonetheless. We are in trillions of debt to China, and this in unexcuseable of our elected officials to wastefully put us in this position for their own personal gains. Yes, we have many parties, but how many of them hold office on capital hill? Almost exclusively only two parties. There were other candidates running for president, they were completely ignored by the media. This is something to be enraged about. I do love this country, I just do not love our corrupt govermment and I try to open up people's minds to it. So? I am to be hated for that? You said this election would be scary if Romney won. Why? I was saying that it was not and it does not matter because Obama and Romney are essentially the same candidate and they will both do the same destructive things in office.

You are the one who is vile towards me Dan for having a different opinion. You express your opinion, but you dont want me to express mine in return because it is different than yours? Talk about inequality and being vile and close minded! I have never disliked you or called you vile or have thought bad about you in any way because you have some different opinions on our goverment than I do, dan. Jesse flinges insults at me all the time, do you hear me crying and complaining about it? I dont see you ever having a problem with all the vile and hateful things he says to me on a regular basis. And why is that? Simply because he has the same political opinions as you?

So think about that

Judge Jane wrote:

I suppose a question is are we more than the sum of our beliefs? Do our beliefs define us as people and enter into all aspects of life? I'm not sure, but I suppose on a forum when you have the opportunity to post you're going to post about things that are on your mind. The danger is we forget who the person is as a whole, if everything they say annoys you you're likely to focus on the negatives. Whereas if you see people in real life you are naturally going to see the positive things you like about the person as well. Does that make sense?

I totally agree with you, Jane. Which is why I have NEVER disliked Jesse or Dan or anyone else whenever they have gone toe to toe with me about political stuff, I have never gotten mad at either of them truly as people. Sure maybe an opinion they state here and there makes me mad, but never once has that sent me on a spiral to dislike them as people and as friends. It is hard to keep that in mind sometimes, but I know I do try my best to do so. Really I dont have that many political beliefs that are that different from them morally, my biggest beef is the corruption in our government and our two party system and our constant meddling and bullying of other countries. And this goes across BOTH party lines, and is a big complaint of mine with BOTH parties, which is a totally different view that I used to have, when 5 years ago I would have blamed it all on the republican party, but now I see that it is both parties equally, and it makes me mad.

Denovissimus wrote:

I think it all boils down to presentation. I have a friend who has the exact notions as Michele's, but his presentation is much more approachable, its not as confrontational and arrogant as Michele's. I actually find that apprasive and snobbish approach a lot from people in the "Libertarian" camp and it makes them no better than christian conservatives where they deem themselves right and everyone who does not follow their beliefs are stupid and wrong. It's why I can't support Libertarians even though I believe 3/4's of what they do! Change your attitude and stop being know it all's!

This is part of the reason I'm running for the first ever Lord Regent of the Earth position you know, to sort messes like this out

sorry if I come off snobbish and arrogant, jesse. But your approach is no better, and just as harsh and vile if not more so.

Auntie Maine wrote:

For the record, I am good and burying hatches and will do so now.

yes, I want to as well. Thank god the election is over, there is no point in harping on the corruption of our gov when clearly the people of this country or the politicians themselves wont be changing it anytime soon so all I can do from here on out is focus on taking care of myself and my own life and when I can get myself back on solid ground again financially then I can get back to doing more things for the community, like I used to. Well, even if I have not been able to "donate" things to charity, I do try to help to educate people continuously on the importance of their health when I can so that is a small contribution to others, I guess.

The most dissapointing thing of this election was not who won the president (cause neither of them I wanted anyway) but that California did not pass Prop 37!!!!! Grrrrrr!!!! I thought we would win this won! It was close but close doesnt win it!!!

yesterday I had the most disgusting colonic session ever!!! Next time someone tells me that they have to go to the bathroom, I will let them get off the table and go instead of taking the risk that it will all come out through the tube. I have never had to clean up that big of a mess before. It was beyond gross but somehow I prevailed. lol.

lol.. oh no!


Tomorrow I am going to Hämeenlinna for an book related occasion. Me and few other authors will read erotic pieces from our books. Ooooh la laa!

50 shades of Anne

lol yeah. Vampire sex... gangnam style!!

Okay this is perhaps too much info but about a month ago, I stopped taking birth control pills and I have felt more happy and less snappy. This emotional roller coaster started last fall (few months after I started taking pills) and now I finally decided to test it out. I am going to start them again next year and then see what happens. If I start feeling down again, its the pills for sure.

You express your opinion, but you dont want me to express mine in return because it is different than yours?

When have I ever said you cannot express you opinion?

and.....we're back to talking about colonics lol!!


It sounds like it could be the pills Anne

My 11 year old nephew is suddenly interested in girls. His latest facebook status is "me and ....... would make a good couple?". Him and his school friends are rating each others looks and posting who their best boy and girl mates are. It must be the new thing to do to be cool. He's too young for this!!!

stay off them evil pills Anne, your body doesn't want them!

That's cute about your nephew Jane.

gonna spam this bitch and start a new thread