Julien's Juice 526 ~ The Glorious Garden Bastards!

**makes note the Rodney is easy to take from behind**

Making sloppy joe's for dinner!

The boy made up with his BFF, which is okay with me, I like his BFF, I just want them to stay out of damn trouble. His BFF recently spent a small amount of time in jail for driving violations. And with Martin being single now he needs someone to hang out with, plus he knows he can bring his BFF over my place, like I said, I like the guy, despite him having a face only a mother could love lol

You flea people are nasty and will probably end up dead of Bubonic Plaque.

Noel had a flea or two in the whole time we lived here but those were from being out and about. We never had them here at home. When I adopted the rabbits i was told what to do and I said not to worry, we don't do that. She went on about fleas and I sternly told her that we do not have fleas and will not be having them. I did not know that Frontline flea and tick killer will kill bunnies though. Within 24 hours.

Blegh. just thinking about those critters makes my skin crawl(fleas-not the Bunny Boo Boo). When I first saw them; I could'nt believe it. I was, literally, disgusted. ew,ew,eeeew! I told my friend that, Maus ain't welcome without a flea-collar,flea pills, flea drops, flea-everything.

Can I just say that, I would like to it the "I'm a pretty girl"-siggy across the face? I can actually hear "I wanna be a pretty girl" in a really annoying voice, in my head. Over and and over,again. I think I need to go to sleep.

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**makes note the Rodney is easy to take from behind**

You take that back,Jessica Meza! I am not "easy" to take from behind-It's hard to take me from behind.rock-hard.

tuna sammies for dinner here.

Tomorrow our anniversary and my lovahs birthday. My momma making fry bread with red chile and beans.
My siblings of course will be here to leech the food. lol

I cant wait.

those frijoles fuck up your stomach chica! give them up like I have! the beans of the world are tainted!

so Miguel's brother's kids don't like sloppy joe's! what the hell? I remember a few short years ago they loved them! damn kids! I had hot dogs as back ups and they like them...what they didn't know was that they were turkey hot dogs! ha ha! and I used ground turkey in the sloppy joes and when asked Smegal LIED! I said they were "ground meat"

American Horror Story ep 2 was filled with strangness and love love loving it! had a bottle and a half of wine and just took an over the counter sleeping pill so hopefully soon I will knock the fuck out and I won't have to harass the boy asking him where my truck is!

I'm a bit mental yes, better than insane....good night

I was sleeping so damn good till that alarm went off!

Dan sorry I didn't talk to you last night, my guests had arrived so I was tending to them

had my third voice coaching tonight, I am coming along in leaps and bounds with my new butch, manly voice!

Good for you pet! I think!


Today was so busy and went so fast, really productive day. Met 2 deadlines by the skin of my teeth and got assessed for my nvq doing an interview for a report and I didn't totally suck so that's a result!

Can't wait for weekend, coming down to london saturday until Tuesday with Rick. Seeing some shows and Alice Cooper. And going to London Dungeon.

Taman wrote:

OMG Sheila... You need to get out more!

Well the way the movie was described with some guys ass cheeks spread wide taking up the whole screen and given that this is The Garden, I thought it was a porno and that Chinning Titwank was teh name of a porn star.. and... and... ok, I admit it, I'm lame

Nicky Mayfair wrote:

had my third voice coaching tonight, I am coming along in leaps and bounds with my new butch, manly voice!

Oooh Nickykins ...swoon.

The kids and I are having a pumpkin carving party tonight which means they will direct me while I slave away and try to create some halfway decent looking jack o lanterns and this is no easy task as I rather suck at pumpkin carving

darkeyes80 wrote:

Nu-uh. When i get my pet; he/she will get a fleacollar! I've had cats here and although, they were super-fun the damn neighbours' pets gladly shared their fleas with them. I had fleas ON MY BED. fucking freaked me out. Took ages to get rid of them. I had Maus(my friends' cat) over for a couple of weeks in the summer. When Maus went back home I got a call from my friend;" Maus has flea-shit on him!". My neighbours are junkies and their filthy dogs run around the hallway, all the time. Plus there's this dirty cat that sometimes gets in. Ugh *itches*

my cat in an indoor only cat, I dont even know how we even fucking got fleas in this apartment, unless they hitched a ride on my pant legs or something at some point! So I am not going to give her cancer from a flea collar when she doesnt go outside. The product Best Yet from cedarcide.com is the BEST flea killer/repellant and it is NON TOXIC to dogs and cats and people and it doesnt stain your clothes or furniture either. I finally got my refill of it yesterday and the fleas should be completely history in a few days of using it. Oh yeah!

alondrianyx wrote:

rotties are soft as shit, big babies lol



kiwi won't wear a collar, he hates them, but he only had fleas once so don't mind. and now i think on it it's less for theo to grab hold of

yea back in the day I had sasha wear a collar with an indentity tag and a bell on it. she HATED it and would constantly take it off, or get her paw caught in it trying. I took the bell off and she still refused to keep it on so I took it off of her alltogether. there really was virtually no chance of her being able to get out of my apartment building anyway. I havent even tried to be an ID collar on pequena. But maybe she wouldnt mind one. Maybe I should at least try it. It would be easier for her to get out of this building than in my old apartment building.

Auntie Maine wrote:

You flea people are nasty and will probably end up dead of Bubonic Plaque.

Noel had a flea or two in the whole time we lived here but those were from being out and about. We never had them here at home. When I adopted the rabbits i was told what to do and I said not to worry, we don't do that. She went on about fleas and I sternly told her that we do not have fleas and will not be having them. I did not know that Frontline flea and tick killer will kill bunnies though. Within 24 hours.

I deeply regret giving Sasha advantage. At the time I couldnt find any other alternative (this was before I discovered cedarcide) and I often wonder if it contributed to her cancer growth and not only could it cause cancer and such, but it didnt even WORK! It did not get rid of all the fleas, and neither did me having my apartment fumigated 8 times

sheila we should talk on the phone soon! It has been too long!

Ok I really need to get back home and eat a salad before heading off to work around 4.

have a good weekend peeps!

Watching this Derren Brown thing where he makes someone believe there's a zombie apocalypse! It's really cruel!

I like Derren Brown but, he does operate on "the edge". We've had a similar type of "magician" in the Netherlands. He would play cruel tricks on people, too. He went too far when he convinced a lady that he could control her through a "voodoo"-doll and proceded to poke the doll in the ass with his finger. imagine the reaction of the frightened woman(under hypnosis) when he shoved his finger all up in that doll.

To me that was no different from rape. That woman really believed someone was shoving a finger up her ass.

Hello. Flu getting better. Stayed home Thursday and Friday, I am with my folks. I get to play with the dog... she is growing to be quite a menace. Yikes!

Store is all clean and decorated for the party tonight. Having some cancellations though and am not happy about that. One guy ended up with a date, like you could not bring your date to a party. Another person said she is going to be too tired from her roller derby practice. One friend is after me to lend him money again and had a friend of his call and ask for it. I just lent him money on Monday. that night he called me drunk so I know where that money went. Not to mention I have told both these guys just how strapped I am. WTF? One of my customers wants me to come to her house as soon as I close to arrange some dried hydrangeas. Really, Because Monday would really be better for me. I still have to go by the store for some last minute food things and I have no help at all as James is still recovering from his surgery. I had to look fro that damned little bunny boy for an hour. Freaking out the whole time because all his little hidey holes have been cleaned and swept out. He was under the floral cooler next to the compressor. Now the little bastard is gone again. As soon as I fine his ass he is going to the new cage no ifs ands or buts.

because i am such a tit i may not be online for a couple of weeks til i can pay the stupid sky bill. forgot to add a direct debit to the account so that one didn't get paid. i am so stupid




btw, hope all the messing about means the party goes well dan :)

Watching about the hurricane on tv, scary stuff