Julien's Juice 520 ~ Decimation of the Heavenbound

Afternoon!

Dan I'll watch your link later, can't do it from my phone.

Last day off work, then working 2 days before another 4 days off for jubilee holiday!!

Having a massage this afternoon, got it for £10 off my living social app.

Michele dont go to Mexico to see Frida house! you will end up dead and headless!

lol! Oh I am pretty sure that's not true.

So I am going to be running projects this fall. Came out of nowhere, means better pay and more challenges. Maybe its exactly what I need.

oops, i fell asleep on the sofa, second time in a couple of weeks

My sis b-day,today. Twas fun. She did'nt have a party(its a weekday)just my parents, the kids, her partner and me. My sister and I goofing around singing those horrible songs my dad used to listen to....Smokey Robinson.

Sounds a bit like a party

My massage was fab, I couldn't really justify how expensive it should have been but at least I got a bargain. Good ending to my 3 days off!

Michele can having your stomach massaged improve your digestive system? I ask because I really needed the toilet urgently this evening, it felt like I was colon cleansing again!

Started working on a report I have to prepare tomorrow at work - pre work work! Gonna be a busy day, working until 7pm too.

sassycatj wrote:

Michele dont go to Mexico to see Frida house! you will end up dead and headless!

I know, which is why I will never go unless the state of things change in Mexico, no matter how much I want to see their houses and diego's murals, I will not go as long as the country is in as much bad shit as it currently is. It is a shame, really

Judge Jane wrote:

Sounds a bit like a party

My massage was fab, I couldn't really justify how expensive it should have been but at least I got a bargain. Good ending to my 3 days off!

Michele can having your stomach massaged improve your digestive system? I ask because I really needed the toilet urgently this evening, it felt like I was colon cleansing again!

Started working on a report I have to prepare tomorrow at work - pre work work! Gonna be a busy day, working until 7pm too.

yes, I massage the abdomen, following the colon, during colonics.

Speaking of, the one place I work at (the place where I only do colonics at) I have had NO appts there at all for 2 weeks straight! I asked my boss today what is up with that. She said that a nearby competitor did a groupon for a colonic for $35 and sold 150 of them. She said people who had appts scheduled with us literally called to cancel saying they got the groupon deal for the other place.

The other spa I work at this week is so slow. I only had 1 appt today. So thus far for the week. I have made a grand total of $33. *faints*

I only have 1 appt tomm, and so far for saturday 3 appts and that is it. If the restaurant is dead again this weekend I am FUCKED!!!!

I am so broke that I am actually going to semi-prostitute myself out tonight to my friend Elliot.

He just contacted me wanting a foot massage. I give them to him for free normally, but told him that I would have to charge him cause I am so broke. I told him $20 for a foot massage. He said $20 for the feet and a happy ending. I said FINE!!!


how pathetic

my two best rehtards in the world. I forgot I took this pic while camping.


Jesse you still have your grandparents?
I have both sets but its looking dimmer for them as the years pass.

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He said $20 for the feet and a happy ending. I said FINE!!!

Oh noes!

Julesy - what a nice pic. You are very lucky.



I have very little energy but at least I am going to dinner with a friend later today. It does me good to see a friendly face. Not that there isn't any at work but work just feels so.. blah at the moment that I even feel blah with the people as well. 2 months till summer holiday. Christ.

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I am so broke that I am actually going to semi-prostitute myself out tonight to my friend Elliot.

You're kidding?
charging a 20 for a footmassage, is business
charging 20 for getting someone off; is being a prostitute. Nothing semi about,it.

She should also ask for more. 8)

20 dollars is a bit low".I mean; a 20 dollar footmassage is a good price. But jerking a guy off+footmassage...you should charge more. and stop calling him your "friend". The second you wrap your hands around his dick and get paid for it; he's a john.

For realz, tho: You ARE kidding, aren't you Michele?

she's a strumpet!

Nice picture Jules. Nice getting to finally see a good picture of your "retardo". Nice looking fella. Now if we could just get a good one of you. Every time I think of you all I see in my mind is the one of you with the snorkel in your mouth.

yah, or her tiny avatar!

Rodney Rodney Rodney. You are one to talk about low prices for your love for sale. When this last came up you said $250. I was laughing with my best friend about it and sent her a picture of you and she agreed that we both would pay double that amount. I even went so far as to tell her that perhaps you needed to watch the movie Nuts again just so Barbra could give you some hints.

Going to be a crazy day for me. I have my BNI lunch which I am going to have to duck out of early because James is going to see a specialist at 1:00. then I have to get things ready to deliver.

I think She Ra makes the pic. lol

was watching stupid state of emergency in Europe for stupid Justin Queefer. Gee people are dumb.

Oh and another thing made me go WTF?
In new york the mayor wants to ban big soda cups. anything over 16oz. because half the people there are overweight. What if people wanna share a big soda? Also if people wanna be fat, let them. You cant tell them what to eat. They are going to do it anyway.

before we know it, it will be prohibition on soft drinks!

anyone going to see the huntsman tomorrow? i think i am

oh and I went to the casino with the ladies from work for the end of the year party.
my sister asked me if we were checking out guys. lol I said "No we were checking out the slot machines!"

She just shook her head. She likes to check out all the mens. Young and old. I dunno how she is my sister.
I must be missing a gene cause my other sis is the same way. Even my mom! She checks out the doctors and the nurse guys! Its funny cause she is old.

I don't want to see that Snow White film, it's got that wretched mewling girl from Twilight in it!

and why is that men are supposed to be the ones with high sex drives, voracious etc, and yet it's girls and women who run after pop stars like Justin Beiber like their beevers will explode if they don't get them poked there and then?!

michele, as soon as he said that i'd have told him to fuck off





nice pic jules :)

thanks Alondria.

I think the women run after the Beaver and the like because of the fame. Not really for sex. To me, Queefer looks like a lesbian woman.

C'mon. You think Beyonce is with Jay Z cause he is good looking? Fame and money.